21 of The Very Best Tweets from #JamaicansAtHogwarts – Jamaican Harry Potter
If you’ve been under a rock or partying too much for the Jamaican holidays you may have missed out on some of the most hilarious tweets this week so far. The hashtag #JamaicansAtHogwarts blew up Twitter and was nothing short of amazing.
Hogwarts? Twitter?
If you’re a Harry Potter fan you know exactly what we’re talking about. Books, Spells, Trains, Snape and all dese kinds of things. Only though, with a Jamaican twist. So what if Harry Potter were Jamaican?
Sit back, grab a tissue and your belly, then enjoy these tweets.
If Harry Potter Were Jamaican – #JamaicansAtHogwarts
1. Jamaicans Always Taking It To Another Level
Everybody: UP
Jamaicans: WAAYY UP!
#JamaicansAtHogwarts pic.twitter.com/V4zckS2omd
— Marii – AuroraNights (@i_am_marii) August 1, 2015
2. Jamaicans Don’t Take Any Sort of Transportation
"Badman nuh ride pon broomstick" #JamaicansAtHogwarts
— Alexander. (@alextheoverlord) August 1, 2015
3. Moms Take Education Serious – No Skylarking
"SUH YOU TEK UP YOUR FROWSEY SELF FOLLOW HARRY POTTER OFF SCHOOL COMPOUND?????"
"But mummy-"
"Shut up yuh mout!"
#JamaicansAtHogwarts
— illuminaughty (@TheRealDanik) August 1, 2015
4. Vicks Ficks Everything
No matter what, every Healing spell you do, all appears a Tea and vicks vapor rub #JamaicansAtHogwarts
— FOXALOT Will (@FOXALOT_Will) August 1, 2015
5. No Duppy Arts Around Here
Child: mummy, mi pass Defence against the Dark Arts
Mother: A wah kinda obeah dem a teach yuh up deh?!
#JamaicansAtHogwarts
— General Hux (@darius_roberti) August 1, 2015
6. No Celebration Good Without Food
#JamaicansAtHogwarts sells jerk chicken outside the quidditch stadium
— Fuega Toto (@_Cooliee) August 1, 2015
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7. Don’t Waste Good Space
Conducting on Hogwarts train…
"One more inna da row deh ! Five up the row ! Everybody haffi reach school "
#JamaicansAtHogwarts
— Tashanie… (@Tashiboo_M) August 1, 2015
8. Jamaicans Don’t Hang Out / “Par” w/ Salt People
#JamaicansAtHogwarts Harry:"hello Clive, how is it?"
Clive:"brejin, ease out. every year a new crosses follow u. me just wan me education."
— $$ jord z $$ (@jordantafari) August 1, 2015
9. Everything Better from Farrin’
#JamaicansAtHogwarts
Mi a guh ask yuh fadda fi send a new broom and set a robes wid di barrel fi September
— Disgruntled Yaadie (@TheGeminisMind) August 1, 2015
10. No Justice, No Peace
"Justice, lawwwwwwd we wah justicccccceeeeeeee" #JamaicansAtHogwarts pic.twitter.com/bLh3SmxDNz
— Bri'n (@LowKeyKing_) August 1, 2015
11. Cleanliness Is Next to Godliness
Ron: Weh mi broom?
Harry: big cratchiz Malfoy tek it sweep out him dutty room
Ron: Look how mi ago done him bloodclaat
#JamaicansAtHogwarts
— Ida Bae Wells (@mz_KARizma) August 1, 2015
12. Gyal Over Everything for Jamaican Men
#JamaicansAtHogwarts "Hagrid, me no know wa ya pree eno. yahv spider a crawl, dragon a breed. wahgwaan? yahv every species but a gyal."
— $$ jord z $$ (@jordantafari) August 1, 2015
13. Badwords Fix Things
#JamaicansAtHogwarts When a dementor a rush yuh and yuh slip up and say "Expecto-yuhMadda"
— persephone (@Aurora_Ng_U) August 1, 2015
14. Food Is Always A Must – Extra Gravy
#JamaicansAtHogwarts At the welcoming feast -> "gimme likkle fry chicken wid di curry gravy"
— Legal Nathan (@Str8t_A_Nathan) August 1, 2015
15. No Bleaching Cream
A bleach voldemort bleach till him nose peel off wid him skin color. Memba me tell u, nuh magic cyah grow dat back #JamaicansAtHogwarts
— Henry™ (@DreaminBlackBoy) August 1, 2015
16. Jamaica Class System Abounds
#JamaicansAtHogwarts
Gryffindor: Rastas
Ravenclaw: School challenge quiz
Hufflepuff: Gyal clown
Slytherin: demon gyal in bridgets
— Corazon (@TheBruceWilliam) August 1, 2015
17. Don’t Ever Try to Clown Us
Sorting Hat: Hufflepuff!
Jamaican: a bait yah try bait mi up?!
#JamaicansAtHogwarts
— Faptoine Dodson (@twix3D) August 1, 2015
18. There’s Much Better Things to Use That For
#JamaicansAtHogwarts "my yute…you really have a invisibility cloak and you choose fi go library? Yah one real wasteman"
— Legal Nathan (@Str8t_A_Nathan) August 1, 2015
19. Again, Badwords Fix Everyting
When the cauldron drops and the badword that flies is so elaborate you're not sure if it's a new spell #JamaicansAtHogwarts
— Ars Vagetica (@azzleprock) August 1, 2015
20. Excuse Me While I Light My Spliff
Creating new strands of weed in Herbology. Some of them even talk and hold a meds with you #JamaicansAtHogwarts
— massa's fav ngrstock (@DancesWidLesbos) August 1, 2015
21. Jamaica Has The Best Source For Any Spell
#JamaicansAtHogwarts
Girl: My wand is made of holly & unicorn hair, yours?
Jamaican: Guava tree & piece a Portia wig, dis nah bruk fi now
— Corazon (@TheBruceWilliam) August 1, 2015
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